Top ten reasons to read
"Getting
In The Game"
10. Relive that Jr. High sex talk from a
classmate.
9. Learn to pour a Coke correctly.
8. Discover why one bathroom families are
closer and grosser.
7. Get more dates with your new D.I.C.K.
6. Learn to fear the dead-animal guy.
5. Your wife has a headache. Again!
4. Try insemination by osmosis.
3. Meet the savior with the hellacious
jumpshot
2. Read the Hoosiers for the new
millennium.
1. It's better than dropping your pants
and jogging in place!